I just lost my erection

In Malaysian TV world, the phrase in the title of this post is translated into Bahasa Malaysia as:

“Saya baru hilang ereksi saya.”

This was on TV barely a few minutes ago, in an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S (showing on StarWorld) during a conversation between Monica and Chandler.

Whether it is the right term to use or not (I don’t really know) but the blatant modification of English is … scary. I don’t know if I should laugh or cry …

8.38pm Malaysian time